Total Medals Earned: 190 (From 44 different games.) Total Medal Score: 3,895 Points
Medals Earned: 5/5 (135/135 points)
Make it past Stage 3.
Make it past Stage 2.
Make it past Stage 1.
Defeat the Boss!
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 1/3 (25/100 points)
Complete first 5 levels.
Complete first 9 levels.
Complete Lighbot.
Medals Earned: 2/6 (75/225 points)
Beat the game!
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Rescue NeNe.
Rescue Darnell.
Medals Earned: 4/16 (45/500 points)
View the entire end-game movie.
View the high scores.
Do not skip any of Max's speeches.
Enter the super secret level code.
Find 6 bottles.
Beat Alkie Kong without taking damage on Stage 15.
Beat Alkie Kong without taking damage on Stage 12.
Beat Alkie Kong without taking damage on Stage 3.
Find 12 Bottles.
Beat Alkie Kong without taking damage on Stage 9.
Beat Alkie Kong without taking damage on Stage 6.
Beat the game on any mode without hurting any bats.
Find 24 bottles.
Beat the game without dying on normal mode.
Beat the game without dying on easy mode.
Beat the game without dying on brutal mode.
Medals Earned: 3/17 (30/480 points)
Get killed by an alien.
Get killed by a robot.
Get killed by a zombie.
Play through a stage consuming nothing but beer.
Play through a stage without eating or drinking.
Unlock all weapons.
Get the chair all the way to ZOMG.
Play through every stage.
Kill Zomboss.
Kill Smileborg
Get the skull all the way to Zomboss.
Play through every stage in one go using the crowbar.
Kill ZOMG
Kill Zomboss with his own arm.
Kill ZOMG with the Alienator.
Kill Smileborg with the Cyber Blade T47.
Play through a stage on real man difficulty.
Medals Earned: 5/9 (225/500 points)
Bully the weak.
Bully your own boss.
Real cowboys spit a lot.
Find the adult pleasure.
Walk around (almost) naked.
Defend the weak.
Become one with the desert
Sometimes it's ok to lose your head over something.
Complete the Game.
Medals Earned: 6/12 (40/300 points)
Silly cat, get off ma lawn.
That's not even a real sword.
Go back to your cave.
Farukon Paaansh.
Wololo.
Ma gun's bigger.
Systems failure imminent.
Go back to kitchen.
Master the guitar.
Get killed by each enemy in one sitting.
Save the universe from evil.
Medals Earned: 1/6 (5/155 points)
Level Up once.
Reach the maxed out level.
Win without hitting a gravestone.
Win without losing a life.
Defeat The Beard in less than 4 minutes (8160 frames)
Defeat The Beard
Medals Earned: 6/10 (105/315 points)
Die before beating Luis.
Defeat Luis' 1st form.
Defeat Luis' 2nd form.
Find the 2nd alternate ending.
Find the 1st alternate ending.
Defeat Luis' 3rd form.
Escape the cave.
Beat the game in under 200 seconds.
Complete all other achievements!
Medals Earned: 2/3 (55/105 points)
Start already!
Beat the game
Win the game a certain amount of score.
